Rock's Line

Yeah! You got fucked!
I'm pretty sure it was this scene, where a WWII-era torpedo boat takes out a gunship, that made me buy Black Lagoon.

Sloth

I feel like a sloth.

No One Gave Up On Me

I want to be independent enough to say: "No one gave up on me because no one helped me."

But that sounds so lonely. And physics homework is so hard. At the rate things going are now, that statement will be whittled down to the last four words.

Limit

Limit of t -> infinity of procrastination as a function of t is fail.

Two Pots

Here's one of Aesop's lesser known fables:

A RIVER carried down in its stream two Pots, one made of earthenware and the other of brass. The Earthen Pot said to the Brass Pot, "Pray keep at a distance and do not come near me, for if you touch me ever so slightly, I shall be broken in pieces, and besides, I by no means wish to come near you."

 

Equals make the best friends.

I Started with Tomatoes...

...and ended up with this for lunch:

Henry's Bad-For-You Cream of Onion and Leek Soup